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Avoid making patterns. Ramsey theory guarantees you will fail, and tells you exactly when.
ramsey theoryColor a graph faster than a SAT solver. It does not feel pressure. You will.
P vs NPA guided tour from 6 to Graham's number, through a 2 petabyte proof.
combinatoricsWhat aimbots look like to a statistician. Crank the concentration dial and see.
von mises-fisherDefine a continuous map with no fixed point. Brouwer says you can't. Try anyway.
topologyA drunk man always finds his way home. A drunk bird may not. Polya's recurrence theorem, live.
random walksTactical shooter economy as a Markov chain. Buy smart or lose slow, then face the optimal policy.
markov chainsGuess when goals happen. Your gut is wrong about the last ten minutes.
empirical distributionsBatting as survival analysis. Every ball is a coin flip that hates you.
kaplan-meierPlay it once, get fooled. Play it a thousand times, get schooled.
probabilityN+1 pigeons, N holes. Good luck.
pigeonhole principleDivide a cake so nobody wants to trade. Envy-free is PPAD-complete. You are the algorithm.
fair divisionSame votes, three methods, three different winners. Arrow says there is no fix.
voting theoryBetray or cooperate for 200 rounds. The nicest strategy wins, and it is not even close.
game theory